MY DAY OFF

I NEVER GET A QUIET MOMENT TO MYSELF, OR NO ONE ELSE.
WE NEVER GET TO SEE EACH OTHER ALL ALONE WHEN I'M AT HOME,
ON MY DAY OFF, ON MY DAY OFF,

DON'T RIDE YOUR MOWER IF YOU'RE A GOOD NEIGHBOR,
ON MY DAY OFF,
'CAUSE I CAN'T BEAR ANY NOISY LABOR ON MY DAY OFF,
FORGET WHAT BENJAMIN FRANKLIN SAID.
POSTPONE IT TO ANOTHER DAY INSTEAD,
'CAUSE IT'S MY DAY OFF, IT'S MY DAY OFF.

I'M BEGGIN' YOU PLEASE DON'T MISTAKE MY MEANING ON MY DAY OFF,
'CAUSE I CAN'T BEAR ANY VACCUUM CLEANING ON MY DAY OFF,
JUST STACK THAT LAUNDRY UP A LITTLE BIT HIGHER,
'CAUSE I CAN'T STAND THE SOUND OF NO DRYER ON MY DAY OFF,

I NEVER GET A QUIET MOMENT TO MYSELF, OR NO ONE ELSE.
WE NEVER GET TO SEE EACH OTHER ALL ALONE WHEN I'M AT HOME,
ON MY DAY OFF, ON MY DAY OFF,

GIVE EVERYONE A DRINK AND I'M A GONNA BUY IT ON MY DAY OFF.
GIVE EVERYONE A STRAW AND MAKE 'EM SIP REAL QUIET,
'CAUSE IT'S MY DAY OFF.
USE THE SWIZZLE STICK, NOT THE BLENDER.
MY SANITY'S IN YOUR HANDS BARTENDER 'CAUSE IT'S MY DAY OFF.
IT'S MY DAY OFF.

IT'S MY DAY OFF, IT'S MY DAY OFF,
IT'S MY DAY OFF, HMM HMM HMM.