FU-KING

A LONG, LONG TIME AGO, ON THE BAD STREETS OF SHANGHAI,
WHEN LITTLE GIRLS WERE TAUGHT TO PLEASE,
AND BOYS LEARNED HOW TO FIGHT,
A MAN'S RENOWN, WAS SPREADING AROUND.
FROM OLD PEKING HE CAME.
HE KNEW SO MUCH ABOUT MAKIN' LOVE,
THAT FU-KING WAS HIS NAME.

THE SHANGHAI KID WAS A FIGHTER. HE DIDN'T LIKE FU-KING AROUND.
FEW KNEW KUNG FU LIKE THIS KID, NONE THAT COULD BE FOUND.
BUT FU-KING MADE HIS PRESENCE FELT, WITHIN THE SHANGHAI KID.
HE SURPRISED HIS RIVAL FROM BEHIND,
WITH THE GUN THAT FU KEPT HID.

ALL THE LADIES LOVE FU-KING, 'CAUSE FU-KING MAKES 'EM SMILE.
AW YEAH, EVERYBODY LOVES FU-KING, HEY EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.

(obligatory x-rated movie guitar solo)

NOW WHENEVER YOU GET THAT FEELING,
YOU NEED GOOD OLD FU-KING.
THE SECRET HERO OF BOYS AND GIRLS,
AND ALL THE KINGS AND QUEENS,
A LEGEND STILL ALIVE AND WELL, HE'S MORE THAN JUST A MAN.
'CAUSE NOTHING ELSE, CAN MAKE YOU FEEL,
AS GOOD AS FU-KING CAN.

ALL THE LADIES LOVE FU-KING, 'CAUSE FU-KING MAKES 'EM SMILE.
AW YEAH, EVERYBODY LOVES FU-KING, HEY EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.
ALRIGHT,
ALL THE LADIES LOVE FU-KING, 'CAUSE FU-KING MAKES 'EM SMILE.
OH YEAH, EVERYBODY LOVES FU-KING, HEY EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.